the birds teased the poor elephant. some even called him phephiphant. however, the determined elephant would not let himself down bcoz of the impossible weight he had to carry.
he decided to go on a diet... so that he'l be able to float, and show those petite bastards.
one time, during his routine 2minute excersice run, he came across a glowing bark of wood with veeeerrrrry tiiiny red berries in it... since he was very hungry, from all that excercise, he decided to eat the whole damn thing....
next... he was floating... not like Dumbo, but floating as if in space. he also realised that his skin changed into polka dot purple.
however, poor ol' elephant did not like his present situation. the birds werent impressed coz they were French..... ... and they built a stone tower beneath him so that he'll remain the laughing stock of the sky